Funny, stupid things said to you in WoW (1 Viewer)

[tecktight]

So I saw a thread simliar to this and I thought I would post here as well. Most of the stuff is absolutely ridiculous, and funny.

I'll start out. On my moonkin druid, a shadow priest whispers me saying:
Priest: "Can you help our group in Botanica?"
Me: "Sure"
Priest: "What spec?"
Me: "Balance"
Priest: "Thats healing right?"
Me: "Yep"

In Alterac Valley one day:

Rogue: You should be healing, not DPSing!"
Me: I'm Balance spec...
Rogue: Lol Moonkins cant do DPS
Me: ..........

 

[d4rk]

Don't remember who said it to me:
Stop getting all the soul shards!!!

Hunter:My pet can tank!!!

Warrior:I don't need shield for tanking noob

Rogue:Poisons what do you mean use poisons?

My lowbie shamy was dueling a pala at the same level and when I was about to kill him(he was at 4%hp and WF proced) he used LoH
Me:Using LoH in duels is lame
Paladin:If you heal then I will heal too!

Dueling druid to my shamy:
Druid:OMG you suck stop using totems!!!
After I beat him without totems:
Druid:you can't fight don't heal!
Druid: you know what? Let's duel I won't use forms and heals and you won't!
Me: will be stupid but ok
Beat him again after 1-2 WF
Druid: Fight only with spells!!!
Shamy:Yea that's not gonna happen
Druid:Because you know I will win!

 

[fergbird]

I am one of the guys that says stupid stuff to people but i do it for the reaction! Have you ever had a 70 come up to you and ask you where to save the game. Ya thats me i do stupid stuff like that just to see what people say.

 

[ShutdownZo6]

Our trade channel is almost as funny as a comedy special on HBO

Someone will write:

WTS [ELEMENTIUM BAR] X2 50G PST FAST!

and sometimes people say

WTS [ELEMENTIUM BAR] X2 25G PST SLOWLY!

Another one is when people bring up chuck norris, they name all the things that can kill chuck norris and then make jokes about them one was.

1: Except Chuck Norris
2: Deathknights can kill chuck norris!!! OP FTW!
3: Only because death knights can summon a warlock to fight for them!
1: LOL
2: No wai!

the murloc movie titles is a fun one to play too.

1: Mad about Murlock
2: Idiana Murlock and the temple of naga
1: A Murloc's Life
3: Murloc Movie
1: Fried Green Murlocs
me: Murloc Holmes
2: Diary of a mad Murloc lady
3: Grumpy old Murlocs

and it goes on .... and on..... and on for the whole day. sometimes it lasts longer.

 

[decker]

On my old server I was know to put down ppl and was what ppl called eval and sadistic... So I set out to be nicer, this is a few examples how that went:

This is one of my mages;

This is the same char:

And this is well as the raid leader:

Ppl are telling me I still have work to do if I wanna be Mr. Nice Guy..

- decker

 

[ShutdownZo6]

something I wrote to someone in wow:


I have to go guys, (they complain) I have to wake up early tomorrow and play world of warcraft.

 

[tecktight]

something I wrote to someone in wow:


I have to go guys, (they complain) I have to wake up early tomorrow and play world of warcraft.

Lol!!
I'm go to try that sometime..

 

[Bladee]

something I wrote to someone in wow:


I have to go guys, (they complain) I have to wake up early tomorrow and play world of warcraft.

Thanks, that will be new excuse for leaving the raid

 

[RedBema]

Maybe my sense of humor is off but the only funny statement that I have read is the one by shutdown. It's also the only one that has made sense, lol.

 

[tecktight]

Maybe my sense of humor is off but the only funny statement that I have read is the one by shutdown. It's also the only one that has made sense, lol.

It's also stupid things, not just funny ones
Anyways, it's an excuse to dust off the cobwebs in the General Discussion

 

[LordPinhead]

i usually open the general discussion with "soooo....you like cloth?" or "who wants to watch me farm their quest mobs from underneath them" or "lalalala lousy" or "ZOMFG AN EMBOTELLAMIENTO"

 

[IamNotEmo]

"ZOMFG AN EMBOTELLAMIENTO"

Seems to have "tell" and my name in some weird form lying inside...

 

[rickybee2004]

This is something I said when I first started...I joined wow from a friend who was lv 60.

me:omg im watching you on my map your moving so fast! ( was flying to the town i was in)

me: wow level 7 in only 45 minutes. at this rate ill be 60 by the end of this week!

*friend gives me 2g*

me: omg are you sure? how did you get so much money? i did all those quests and only have 1 silver.

things said to me on my rogue

-wow your stupid. agility is pointless noob.
-lol you should swap your weps. your main hand is slower than your offhand. rogues are supposed to attack fast why would you want a slower wep in your main hand?
-you cant kill a warrior since you only wear leather its just impossible.

things said to me on my hunter (pre-BC)

-survival is pro
-why did you just pass on that mail helm? your wearing a leather one now. (better stats)
(at lv 19 doing bg)
-your an idiot lol. your a hunter and your using a staff (twisted chanter staff best hunter twink wep imo)
-i stopped playing my hunter because the talents were good. omg you can scroll down in the talent trees?!

my shadow priest...
-your just a warlock knock off
-shadow priests have no right to raid they just waste a spot.
-why do priests think they can dps?
*after this instance i posted me on top of dmg*
(he said "stfu nub my keybinds were messed up" and left the group)

im sure there was more and WILL be more lol
good ol wow.

 

[tartoob]

best i had while i was playing arena, hunter mage vs warrior and druid..
after having a really though time to kill the druid after the warrior,, some random guy lvl 70 druid, sitting "irl" next to me, asking why i didnt sheep the druid!!

i was like he can shapeshift out of it,, he was like no he cant :S....