Funny - It's Back! (1 Viewer)

[eqsubi15]

@Sic

 

[Sic]

omg - The Outer Brood is coming for the McRib!

100% for sure.

must defend (tho why really, groooooossssss)

 

[Cybris]

And suddenly across the land of Norrath a rumbling was heard as the great Wyrm Vulak’Aerr let forth a mighty bellow that reverberated across the land……

MCRIBBBBB!

 

[ChatWithThisName]

McRibbit - Frogloks

 

[L8erGator]

Made with 100% real dragon meat farmed in Western Wastes.

 

[stvski]

 

[darbes]

POISON

 

[TinyBubbles]

I remember when it was always on the menu. And then when it was announced that they were pulling it. I think that was the mid 80's. And then at some point, they started bringing it back, but I'd stop paying attention by then. I was never a fan of mcrib, but it was a novelty (at that time) if there wasn't a BBQ join nearby. That said. if the Brood wants it. I say we reserve our resources and let them take it.!

 

[phillsphan]

GROSS

 

[Sic]

GROSS

in case the lul context is missing

 

[arcreactorkc]

So related story, let me set the background of the individuals involved before getting into the story.

I previously was a project manager handling critical power systems in data centers and hospitals for a large company. (I now run my own)
One of our customer sites the primary contact was a very portly fellow, to the tune of 650+ pounds. Imagine needing two office chairs and getting less than 60 days out of them before failure kind of weight. Lets call the guy "Chad"

So at this site we were doing major switchgear upgrades, as in completely revamping the generator and transfer switch controls. This is a super stressful situation and I am under the gun on for weeks on this deal.
We are doing a final transfer test where we make sure everything works and we are at maximum risk during this test. My cell phone rings and I see the name "Chad" oh no something is wrong and we have an issue somewhere
Me: Hey man everything good?
Chad: Did you hear?
Me: No, what's up?
Chad: It's back! It's BACK!!!!
Me: The power? Yea we did a closed transition test so you should've actually never been down.
Chad: NO THE MCRIB IS BACK! GO GET ONE NOW!
Me: Brother, you just stressed me to the max about the mcrib.
Chad: I just got back from mickeydees over off 11th, I bought them out!
Me: Dude if you bought them out how can I go get one?
Chad: Good point! I'll see you after the test buddy!

So half hour or so later we are done with the turnover. I walk into this dudes office and there is a massacre of mcdonalds bags and napkins. Multiple empty McDonalds cups. He looks dead leaned back in his chair (that is crying)

Me: Hey man everything is good, you happy with the test?
Chad: 100% everything seems to have gone good.
Me: Bro how many McRibs did you have?
Chad: They charged me for 25 of them so I assume I had 25.

 

[Doc James]

Crap food. Learn how to cook, and it will be better (taste, cost and nutrition) than anything you can get from a fast food place which uses the cheapest, and also the most unsafe ingredients known to man....

Also, junk food is good for motivation. Just not for everyday sustenance. So, there is that. Just don't make it an every day thing.

Remember to get yearly physicals with complete blood work people!