imported_Khaz
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- Jul 10, 2007
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It seems the karma police of WOW have it out for me as I seem to be experiencing a string of humiliating accidents on my toon lately.
Just this morning I was killing some mobs up on highperch in 1K Needles with my ally mage, and just for giggles, decided to kill the orc dude up there thereby flagging myself. Just as I did this, a trio of hordies came around the corner. Being only lvl 34 I really did not feel like a corpse march that early in the morning and quickly tossed myself off the edge and cast featherfall. I then floated to the ground while making rude gestures to the trio on the cliff who were trying to fill me with arrows. As I gently touched down a pair of lvl 70s ran by and one-shotted me without even breaking stride.
Was a lesson learned here? Nope.
Not long after that I logged in on my hordie lock and was headed up the lift to freewind post to turn in a quest. As I reached the top and was heading down the walkway, some bloodelf goes tearing by me and jumps to catch the lift. Needless to say, jumping up to catch a lift going down is rarely going to result in a desired outcome, and he plummeted to his death. To witch I pointed, laughed and called him a dumbass. I then turned around and promptly fell off the walkway to my death.
Dis-satisfied with my gaming experience thus far, I decided to go to work. On my way here, I ran out of washer fluid, got shortchanged on my coffee and have just now realized that it is decaff..., WTF??!?!one
Does this kind of crap happen to anyone else, or am I destined to have my face blown off by a duck who accidentally drank nitroglycerine and in his dying moments decided to fall on me?
Just this morning I was killing some mobs up on highperch in 1K Needles with my ally mage, and just for giggles, decided to kill the orc dude up there thereby flagging myself. Just as I did this, a trio of hordies came around the corner. Being only lvl 34 I really did not feel like a corpse march that early in the morning and quickly tossed myself off the edge and cast featherfall. I then floated to the ground while making rude gestures to the trio on the cliff who were trying to fill me with arrows. As I gently touched down a pair of lvl 70s ran by and one-shotted me without even breaking stride.
Was a lesson learned here? Nope.
Not long after that I logged in on my hordie lock and was headed up the lift to freewind post to turn in a quest. As I reached the top and was heading down the walkway, some bloodelf goes tearing by me and jumps to catch the lift. Needless to say, jumping up to catch a lift going down is rarely going to result in a desired outcome, and he plummeted to his death. To witch I pointed, laughed and called him a dumbass. I then turned around and promptly fell off the walkway to my death.
Dis-satisfied with my gaming experience thus far, I decided to go to work. On my way here, I ran out of washer fluid, got shortchanged on my coffee and have just now realized that it is decaff..., WTF??!?!one
Does this kind of crap happen to anyone else, or am I destined to have my face blown off by a duck who accidentally drank nitroglycerine and in his dying moments decided to fall on me?
