My First Post, as I had always loved this website, yet I had never bothered to register and post a story of my own. Until now. Also, this post was originaly posted in the actaul server forums, and I copy and pasted. So pretend you are on the private server I was on and reading this 
What a day one might say, quiet a adventure to do while we were bored as our friend on our real server was offline. Well, I must say, you're server was hella lotta fun when we hacked that shit up. Oh so many laughs we had, giggles, and pants pissing. Yes, our names were Fagot and Dilldo. Because unforuntaly i'm an idiot and Dildo were taken for some odd reason. I don't know they would want those names, but whatever.
It also played out pretty well having those names because GM's thought people were screwing with them when people said Fagot and Dilldo were hacking. That was a great source of laughter. I will never forget this, and just to remember, I will right a very detailed summary below. Enjoy. Did I say enjoy? I mean keepin it real dogs. It is a lot funnier when you read this out loud to your hacking partner. Hahahaha.
(I will use Fagot and Dilldo as names so I don't expose us)
Chapter One: The Beginning
Dilldo: Hey Fagot, our friend just logged off, because he likes to go to sleep at 9 on weekends!
Fagot: That sucks. Well I have a idea, lets go to one of the servers with less votes, and go use our weapon stack exploit so we can one shot peoples!
Dilldo: Good idea! Heres one server: ******
Fagot: Ok, wtf, it has no realm list. We can not play
But that is probably because I made my account name superhothackerready2go and my email address so many foul words, it was ridiculas.
Dilldo: Ok, heres another one!
Fagot: Uh, that one is full of hackers! I want to be unique in my uber 1337 skillsauce!
Dilldo: Well, here's a cool server! It's Shoupz WoW!
Fagot: Ok! Looks good, let's go make rogues baby like theres no tomorrow!
Narrator: The 2 they call Fagot and Dilldo originaly made some simple rogues. How intrestingly boring and unoriginal. But I am just the narrator, here continues the story.
Fagot: Ok, where the hell are the vendors?
Dilldo: This server is teh suckzorz
Fagot: Oh! I found it in stormwind! yea for us!
Dilldo: Gj Fagot
Fagot: Oh man I hardly want to hack up this server because it looks soooo cool! With the epix and the teirs and bill cosby refrence.
Dilldo: All servers are like this Fagot.
Fagot: Oh ok. Blinkstrikes here we go.
Dildo: Ok, test it on me.
((The bug did not work. Super mega ultra frowny face))
Fagot: Well, I guess this sucks and we wasted 30 minutes!
Dilldo: Wait! I gots a idea! let's just be stupid and speed hack in front of everyone to get banned!
Fagot: Ok. You go do that.
((10 minuts later)
Dilldo: This is boring, let's make mages!
Fagot: Zomg that is a great idea Dildo!
Dildo: Ok, what should we name them?
Fagot: Let's name them i'm an idiot and Dildo!
((after 10 minutes of laughing))
Fagot: Ok, this rocks! let's go get ready to get our gear and pwn and hacks and awesome sauce stuff!!!
((I teleported to grab my gear, then I relised I forgot to get level 70. Woops.))
Fagot: Ok, now I am level 70. Lets go get some gear and pyro some face.
Dildo: Let's go!!!
Fagot: Yea!!!
((We teleport to the arena in Nagrand, and proceed to noclip into some mountains and go underground and pew pew the enemies!))
Fagot: This is great! Look at them squirm! How about everytime we kill one, we shout our name! That way we have a bunch of Fagots and Dilldo's in the voice chat!
Dildo: Good idea!
((That didn't actaully work out because people heard us))
Fagot: Ok, we pwned so many, let's go to STV arena!
((10 seconds later))
Fagot: Let's kill that guy named Gung!
((20 seconds later))
(General chat) Gung: Ban dilldo he is hacking!
(General chat) Random person 1: GUNG DILDO!
(General chat) Random person 2: LOL YOU SAID DILDO!
(General chat) Random person 3: STFU Gms need real issues!
(General chat) Random person 1: GUYS, HE SAID GUNG! DILDO! GUNG DILDO!
(General chat) Gung: Ban Fagot too, he is hacking!
(General chat) Random Person 5: STFU STOP SPAMMING GUNG!
(General chat) Random Person 1: LOL! GUNG DILDO i'm an idiot!
Fagot: Dude they are totally reporting us! Let's go crazier!
Dilldo: Wtf why am I a doomguard?
Fagot: Let's go back to the other arena, they figured out they can throw crap at us!
((We go back to arena))
Fagot: Get him! Get that other guy! Get that man cow man!
Dilldo: WOW THIS IS AWESOMENESS!
Fagot: Hey look, more people saying Dilldo and Fagot in chat!
(General chat) person 49: STOP WITH THE DILLDOS AND THE FAGOTS!
(General Chat) GM: Hey guys. Whats up, Im not even noticing all the dilldo and fagot talk going on!
(General Chat) Pyrofrost: GM THEY ARE HACKING UNDER GROUND SHOOTING PEW PEW LASERS AT US! HELP PLEASE
(General chat) person 492: Lol I love the name Fagot!
((5 minutes later))
(General chat): GM: OMG! I JUST NOTICED YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY RIGHT! INSTA BAN YOU GUYS!!!
THUS COMES THE END OF OUR STORY. PLEASE, IT IS ONLY TRULY FUNNY IF YOU READ IT OUT LOUD.
Peace guys, peace.
I hope this story becomes legendary. Oh, and btw, I forgot I wanted to yell "We are trying to get on Noob of the Day" before I got banned!
BASED ON A COMPLETELY TRUE STORY, NO PARTS EXAGGERATED EXCEPT FOR SPELLING!
(C) Dilldo and Fagot
What a day one might say, quiet a adventure to do while we were bored as our friend on our real server was offline. Well, I must say, you're server was hella lotta fun when we hacked that shit up. Oh so many laughs we had, giggles, and pants pissing. Yes, our names were Fagot and Dilldo. Because unforuntaly i'm an idiot and Dildo were taken for some odd reason. I don't know they would want those names, but whatever.
It also played out pretty well having those names because GM's thought people were screwing with them when people said Fagot and Dilldo were hacking. That was a great source of laughter. I will never forget this, and just to remember, I will right a very detailed summary below. Enjoy. Did I say enjoy? I mean keepin it real dogs. It is a lot funnier when you read this out loud to your hacking partner. Hahahaha.
(I will use Fagot and Dilldo as names so I don't expose us)
Chapter One: The Beginning
Dilldo: Hey Fagot, our friend just logged off, because he likes to go to sleep at 9 on weekends!
Fagot: That sucks. Well I have a idea, lets go to one of the servers with less votes, and go use our weapon stack exploit so we can one shot peoples!
Dilldo: Good idea! Heres one server: ******
Fagot: Ok, wtf, it has no realm list. We can not play
But that is probably because I made my account name superhothackerready2go and my email address so many foul words, it was ridiculas.Dilldo: Ok, heres another one!
Fagot: Uh, that one is full of hackers! I want to be unique in my uber 1337 skillsauce!
Dilldo: Well, here's a cool server! It's Shoupz WoW!
Fagot: Ok! Looks good, let's go make rogues baby like theres no tomorrow!
Narrator: The 2 they call Fagot and Dilldo originaly made some simple rogues. How intrestingly boring and unoriginal. But I am just the narrator, here continues the story.
Fagot: Ok, where the hell are the vendors?
Dilldo: This server is teh suckzorz
Fagot: Oh! I found it in stormwind! yea for us!
Dilldo: Gj Fagot
Fagot: Oh man I hardly want to hack up this server because it looks soooo cool! With the epix and the teirs and bill cosby refrence.
Dilldo: All servers are like this Fagot.
Fagot: Oh ok. Blinkstrikes here we go.
Dildo: Ok, test it on me.
((The bug did not work. Super mega ultra frowny face))
Fagot: Well, I guess this sucks and we wasted 30 minutes!
Dilldo: Wait! I gots a idea! let's just be stupid and speed hack in front of everyone to get banned!
Fagot: Ok. You go do that.
((10 minuts later)
Dilldo: This is boring, let's make mages!
Fagot: Zomg that is a great idea Dildo!
Dildo: Ok, what should we name them?
Fagot: Let's name them i'm an idiot and Dildo!
((after 10 minutes of laughing))
Fagot: Ok, this rocks! let's go get ready to get our gear and pwn and hacks and awesome sauce stuff!!!
((I teleported to grab my gear, then I relised I forgot to get level 70. Woops.))
Fagot: Ok, now I am level 70. Lets go get some gear and pyro some face.
Dildo: Let's go!!!
Fagot: Yea!!!
((We teleport to the arena in Nagrand, and proceed to noclip into some mountains and go underground and pew pew the enemies!))
Fagot: This is great! Look at them squirm! How about everytime we kill one, we shout our name! That way we have a bunch of Fagots and Dilldo's in the voice chat!
Dildo: Good idea!
((That didn't actaully work out because people heard us))
Fagot: Ok, we pwned so many, let's go to STV arena!
((10 seconds later))
Fagot: Let's kill that guy named Gung!
((20 seconds later))
(General chat) Gung: Ban dilldo he is hacking!
(General chat) Random person 1: GUNG DILDO!
(General chat) Random person 2: LOL YOU SAID DILDO!
(General chat) Random person 3: STFU Gms need real issues!
(General chat) Random person 1: GUYS, HE SAID GUNG! DILDO! GUNG DILDO!
(General chat) Gung: Ban Fagot too, he is hacking!
(General chat) Random Person 5: STFU STOP SPAMMING GUNG!
(General chat) Random Person 1: LOL! GUNG DILDO i'm an idiot!
Fagot: Dude they are totally reporting us! Let's go crazier!
Dilldo: Wtf why am I a doomguard?
Fagot: Let's go back to the other arena, they figured out they can throw crap at us!
((We go back to arena))
Fagot: Get him! Get that other guy! Get that man cow man!
Dilldo: WOW THIS IS AWESOMENESS!
Fagot: Hey look, more people saying Dilldo and Fagot in chat!
(General chat) person 49: STOP WITH THE DILLDOS AND THE FAGOTS!
(General Chat) GM: Hey guys. Whats up, Im not even noticing all the dilldo and fagot talk going on!
(General Chat) Pyrofrost: GM THEY ARE HACKING UNDER GROUND SHOOTING PEW PEW LASERS AT US! HELP PLEASE
(General chat) person 492: Lol I love the name Fagot!
((5 minutes later))
(General chat): GM: OMG! I JUST NOTICED YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY RIGHT! INSTA BAN YOU GUYS!!!
THUS COMES THE END OF OUR STORY. PLEASE, IT IS ONLY TRULY FUNNY IF YOU READ IT OUT LOUD.
Peace guys, peace.
I hope this story becomes legendary. Oh, and btw, I forgot I wanted to yell "We are trying to get on Noob of the Day" before I got banned!
BASED ON A COMPLETELY TRUE STORY, NO PARTS EXAGGERATED EXCEPT FOR SPELLING!
(C) Dilldo and Fagot
