The Dingy Dwarf
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- Nov 4, 2005
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Allow me to introduce myself. I am the Dingy Dwarf, also known as Sloppy Joe, also known as The Terror of Azeroth.
Now, though my name may mislead, I am not as mean as you’d believe. I’m actually rather nice, sensitive and loving, and I’d like acceptance as simply The Dingy Dwarf. However, I have some rather odd beliefs to release.
I’m not so tolerant of the rest of my Alliance. I may even relate better to those of the Horde; especially those cows.
The elves smell. Yes, that’s correct; their odor is not as pleasing as they’d have you believe. In fact, they smell more like those nasty kobolds I encountered on my travels to the Undercity, where I am welcomed with open arms, but moreso with the orcs of Orgrimmar.
Gnomes are like mice. Hell, I can kick those mangy things further than the length of two Anvilmars. That could be why I’m a former star of the Anvilmar gnomekicking team.
Finally, humans are tall and stupid. Yes, I said that. They’re airheads; they’re terrible at magic, unlike me, an expert. They fumble on the simplest castings; while I can excel with flying colors. Actually, my spells have vibrant colors.
Now that I have finished writing this scroll, I’d very much like to recline in a chair in this fine inn of Orgrimmar, so please do not pester me.
Oh, and I want to be a pirate.
Now, though my name may mislead, I am not as mean as you’d believe. I’m actually rather nice, sensitive and loving, and I’d like acceptance as simply The Dingy Dwarf. However, I have some rather odd beliefs to release.
I’m not so tolerant of the rest of my Alliance. I may even relate better to those of the Horde; especially those cows.
The elves smell. Yes, that’s correct; their odor is not as pleasing as they’d have you believe. In fact, they smell more like those nasty kobolds I encountered on my travels to the Undercity, where I am welcomed with open arms, but moreso with the orcs of Orgrimmar.
Gnomes are like mice. Hell, I can kick those mangy things further than the length of two Anvilmars. That could be why I’m a former star of the Anvilmar gnomekicking team.
Finally, humans are tall and stupid. Yes, I said that. They’re airheads; they’re terrible at magic, unlike me, an expert. They fumble on the simplest castings; while I can excel with flying colors. Actually, my spells have vibrant colors.
Now that I have finished writing this scroll, I’d very much like to recline in a chair in this fine inn of Orgrimmar, so please do not pester me.
Oh, and I want to be a pirate.