After flipping through my Xbox looking for games I'm pretty sure I'd be spending time in prison for beating my kids. Okay maybe not that bad but there would be some serious serious conversations that went like this.
You want what? A Farm Simulator? I knew I should have made your Mother name all the state capitals at least before I fucked her. That's the only explanation for a child this stupid. Boy when I was your age both my Grand Mother's had farms and of them a ranch. I'd pick purple hull pease until my hands bled. You wat me to pay $79 so you can present to do that. Tell you what. I'll buy you a 79 cent bag of seeds and you can plant a garden grow some of your own damn food. Oh you want a Construction Simulator too.
Only someone who has never done days work in their life would want a Construction Simulator.
My Father owned a Construction company.
I worked for him one summer in High School shoveling asphalt and that nearly killed me. And I'm a 6 foot 255 pound man. That was the end of my construction career. I won't be buying you that shit. Don't you want a football game, an RPG or an FPS like a normal kid. Did your Mother drop you on your head and not tell me about it?
We could play Madden together but I'm the Ravens. Did you just ask me if Madden was a baseball player and the Ravens the Baseball team from Pittsburgh? We no but you're about to get aquatinted with my Louisville Slugger. At least if I hit you in the head there is no danger of brain damage. No wonder the country is gone to shit Children are playing prison simulators instead of football games. I need a drink here's the credit card I give up.
You want what? A Farm Simulator? I knew I should have made your Mother name all the state capitals at least before I fucked her. That's the only explanation for a child this stupid. Boy when I was your age both my Grand Mother's had farms and of them a ranch. I'd pick purple hull pease until my hands bled. You wat me to pay $79 so you can present to do that. Tell you what. I'll buy you a 79 cent bag of seeds and you can plant a garden grow some of your own damn food. Oh you want a Construction Simulator too.
Only someone who has never done days work in their life would want a Construction Simulator.
My Father owned a Construction company.
I worked for him one summer in High School shoveling asphalt and that nearly killed me. And I'm a 6 foot 255 pound man. That was the end of my construction career. I won't be buying you that shit. Don't you want a football game, an RPG or an FPS like a normal kid. Did your Mother drop you on your head and not tell me about it?
We could play Madden together but I'm the Ravens. Did you just ask me if Madden was a baseball player and the Ravens the Baseball team from Pittsburgh? We no but you're about to get aquatinted with my Louisville Slugger. At least if I hit you in the head there is no danger of brain damage. No wonder the country is gone to shit Children are playing prison simulators instead of football games. I need a drink here's the credit card I give up.