Contest Reply Game: The Monkey's Paw (1 Viewer)

[519helvis]

Granted your now homeless on Hollywood's walk of fame

i wish i wasnt right all the time

 

[ChatWithThisName]

Granted your now homeless on Hollywood's walk of fame

i wish i wasnt right all the time

Granted, but you're never right now.

I wish amazon support was better.

 

[Oldman66]

I wish amazon support was better.

Granted, you have chained yourself naked to a tree to try and stop a bulldozer in the Amazon Forest

I wish I knew how many licks it really takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop

 

[stvski]

granted but now the centers are filled with black licorice

i wish i had Moves Like Jagger

 

[knave23]

granted but now the centers are filled with black licorice

i wish i had Moves Like Jagger

Granted, you are now a chicken.



I wish today wasn't patch day

 

[Redfrog]

Granted, you are now a chicken.

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I wish today wasn't patch day

Granted, now cry hard as EQ has Patch MONTH !
I wish I had something yummy to munch on while I wait for server up.

 

[Shadow]

Granted, now cry hard as EQ has Patch MONTH !
I wish I had something yummy to munch on while I wait for server up.

Granted - but now you have developed IBS and are unable to keep anything down.

 

[an_image]

Granted - but now you have developed IBS and are unable to keep anything down.

@Shadow forgot to make a wish...and broke the game...so i'll make one for him

I wish @Shadow found happiness

 

[Knightly]

I wish @Shadow found happiness

Granted, but it's only in EverQuest and the servers are down.

I wish work wasn't so crazy.

 

[an_image]

Granted, but it's only in EverQuest and the servers are down.

I wish work wasn't so crazy.

Granted, work is now completely ordered and logical...BUT... @Knightly goes crazy

I wish the weeds on my lawn would magically disappear

 

[Oldman66]

I wish the weeds on my lawn would magically disappear

Granted, but now you have the world's largest hippie commune living in your yard smoking all of your weed.

I wish I didn't have a $2900 auto repair bill

 

[an_image]

Granted, but now you have the world's largest hippie commune living in your yard smoking all of your weed.

I wish I didn't have a $2900 auto repair bill

Granted! Your auto bill has now gone up to $5900 dollars

I wish people stopped trying to use Excel as a relational database

 

[2ndGoat]

I wish I didn't have a $2900 auto repair bill

Granted. You now have a $2900 auto repair bill that must be paid in Venezuelan Bolivars, adjusting daily for inflation.
I wish I had made a rogue instead of a second berserker.

 

[fleqfan]

Granted! Your auto bill has now gone up to $5900 dollars

I wish people stopped trying to use Excel as a relational database

Granted. You now have a $2900 auto repair bill that must be paid in Venezuelan Bolivars, adjusting daily for inflation.
I wish I had made a rogue instead of a second berserker.

Granted: People now use Excel exclusively for photo editing.
Granted: Your rogue though is stuck trying to get out of the Glooming Deep Tutorial Zone

I wish I had made my accounts lifetime when it was available.

 

[knave23]

I wish I had made my accounts lifetime when it was available.

(same!)
Granted, but it's a mayfly's lifetime so your sub hits every 24 hours now.

I wish I had a billion platinum

 

[Oldman66]

I wish I had a billion platinum

Granted, but it's on a banned account

I wish I could get the Oscar Meyer Wiener jingle out of my head

 

[Redfrog]

Granted, but it's on a banned account

I wish I could get the Oscar Meyer Wiener jingle out of my head

Granted, the song was switched with D!ck in the Box, and you can't stop singing it aloud
I wish my wife and kids understood my EQ needs. (Wacka wacka)

 

[Sic]

Granted, the song was switched with D!ck in the Box, and you can't stop singing it aloud
I wish my wife and kids understood my EQ needs. (Wacka wacka)

granted but now she tells you how much you suck and wants to sit down with gina logs and go over all your areas of improvement opportunities. your kids now also got EQ face tattoos

i wish @hytiek hands weren't so smol

 

[stvski]

granted but now your the one that's got small "stuff"

i wish i had more beer money

 

[Oldman66]

i wish i had more beer money

Granted but you now live in a "dry" state

I wish my puppy didn't dig up my wife's rose bush this morning!

 

[Sic]

Granted but you now live in a "dry" state

I wish my puppy didn't dig up my wife's rose bush this morning!

granted, but it dug up grandpa instead

wish it was spring weather

 

[knave23]

Granted, you are now a chicken.

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I wish today wasn't patch day

minor hijack to share how this made my day lol

wish it was spring weather

Don't even have to grant anything, it is currently Spring in India

I wish tf2 would get a good update

 

[ChatWithThisName]

minor hijack to share how this made my day lol

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Don't even have to grant anything, it is currently Spring in India

I wish tf2 would get a good update

Granted, but we thought tf2 meant the forest 2, and it now has more forests.

I wish Taco Tuesday was on Wednesday.

 

[Oldman66]

I wish Taco Tuesday was on Wednesday.

Granted, but you can only eat at Taco Bell

I wish I still had my VW Bus

 

[Saffron]

Granted but it is rusted out and doesn't run.

I wish I had the money to retire early.

 

[ToeJamSamy]

Granted, but you're dying next week.

I wish I had the motivation when I have the time and the time when I have the motivation

 

[Oldman66]

I wish I had the motivation when I have the time and the time when I have the motivation

Granted but now you're permantly doing the Thorazine shuffle.

I wish this game wasn't 1k replies.

 

[Redfrog]

Granted but now you're permantly doing the Thorazine shuffle.

I wish this game wasn't 1k replies.

Granted, it is now 68 posts...... (you are 67)
I wish the Girl Scout cookies we just got was free instead of $25.00 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ugh

 

[Chibz]

Granted, it is now 68 posts...... (you are 67)
I wish the Girl Scout cookies we just got was free instead of $25.00 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ugh

Granted, but the box is empty.

I wish for snow that didn't build up on the road or sidewalks.

 

[Sic]

Granted, but the box is empty.

I wish for snow that didn't build up on the road or sidewalks.

granted but now it just floats 3 inches above roads and sidewalks

I wish today was still yesterday

 

[Oldman66]

I wish today was still yesterday

Granted, but now you are Phil Connors in Ground Hog Day and will be answering the same plugin question for the next 33 yreas 350 days

I wish to be reincarnated as a Great White.

 

[ToeJamSamy]

Granted, but now you are Phil Connors in Ground Hog Day and will be answering the same plugin question for the next 33 yreas 350 days

I wish to be reincarnated as a Great White.

Granted, but they hot their peak 40urs ago and nobody listens to them anymore.

I wish I could magically put all my ideas on paper without talking or writing anything

 

[Oldman66]

I wish I could magically put all my ideas on paper without talking or writing anything

Granted, but they are indecipherable to all.

I wish I had Sunday's News Paper on Saturday.

 

[goatmaster]

Granted, but they are indecipherable to all.

I wish I had Sunday's News Paper on Saturday.

Granted. Sunday's paper now arrives six days late.

I wish my company (in Asia) would allow me to work remotely from Canada for a similar salary.

 

[Knightly]

I wish my company (in Asia) would allow me to work remotely from Canada for a similar salary.

Granted, but you still work primarily in the same timezone and your required hours have doubled.

I wish I could buy you a monkey.

 

[519helvis]

granted, but it will live in your closet:


i wish i owned my own pinball machine

 

[Psy]

Granted, but each time you try and play, it consistently tilts and you can never finish.

I wish I knew more about EQ than the RG mods an creators :P

 

[Redfrog]

granted, but it will live in your closet:
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i wish i owned my own pinball machine

Granted! But it is lifesize, and you are now in the ball...ding ding ding..

I wish I could love garbanzo beans again. (eww)

 

[Psy]

Granted! But it is lifesize, and you are now in the ball...ding ding ding..

I wish I could love garbanzo beans again. (eww)

WAit, who got that one? LOL

 

[Redfrog]

WAit, who got that one? LOL

DoH !!!! Psy was first, go with his. I was probably looking for the silly pic.