Granted, they are real, and they're spectacular. However, you can only buy them with Monopoly money. And @kaen01 has it allGranted, you have mo money but since you didn't specify denomination, amount, or registered currency it is in the form a 500 dollars from electronic monopoly and the batteries died.
I wish ever-lasting gobstoppers were real and affordable.
I wish I didn't have to walk so far in the rain today