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Contest Reply Game: The Monkey's Paw (1 Viewer)

swootton said:
Granted you know get bronchitis that last for months at a time!


I wish I didn't have to take English classes.
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(thanks for the months at a time... still have it.)
granted - now you're the english teacher

wish spring would get here already!
 
durango773 said:
they all get in a day early, but have been smashed in shipping.

I wish remakes of films wouldnt happen
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@durango773 no more remakes, granted! But now you can only watch remakes already made

I wish MQ2Bard was out! (har!)

Ttrpg Charm GIF by zoefannet
 
Granted, @Oldman66 you have now become as good at the guitar as Nuno Bettencourt...however...you're limited to only playing the following song...




You can wish for this (Mq2bard), or you can wish for that (Mq2bard) ...you can wish for this (mq2bard) ...cuz this is where it's at!
Happy Sunday Folks
 
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postleaf said:
Granted, it will hit 1k but now every time you refresh new posts on redguides, it takes you back to post #173 and you have to scroll all the way down

I wish I didn't live in an area with an HOA...
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Granted, all your neighbors are named Karen or Ken, every time you barbecue the fire department is called. Every party you throw the police are called. Your neighbors mow their grass daily and give you nasty looks every time you leave your house without mowing.

I wish I had double the amount of free time I currently have.
 
Pyro88 said:
Granted, all your neighbors are named Karen or Ken, every time you barbecue the fire department is called. Every party you throw the police are called. Your neighbors mow their grass daily and give you nasty looks every time you leave your house without mowing.

I wish I had double the amount of free time I currently have.
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Granted. You now live in a box under an overpass.

I wish my eyesight would never fade.
 
postleaf said:
Granted, but it's now 500x10^6 and we're all stuck here forever!

I wish my computer didn't have to reboot three times for windows updates...
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granted, now you have to reboot 3 times when windows doesn't have an update

I also wish this thing was nearly over!
 
durango773 said:
Granted, in three more post we will be over halfway!

I wish I didnt have to repeat annual training every year for 25 years... :bang:
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Granted, it's now daily! (At some point is just testing how well you've memorized the test answers to the 10 question multiple choice :ohdear:)

I wish this was post 999 instead of 499...
 
Sic said:
Granted, now you're a BBQ/smoker.

Wish dbg would stahp being a jerk!
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Granted! They go Bankrupt and shut down and shut down EQ.

Edit: the inference being that all this stops.

Edit edit: I Wish DBG would listen to its player base to fix it's game so they can make approved mods for approved macro's that can be sold or traded for game faction that players can buy to complete tasks in game.
 
Damon said:
Granted! They go Bankrupt and shut down and shut down EQ.

Edit: the inference being that all this stops.

Edit edit: I Wish DBG would listen to its player base to fix it's game so they can make approved mods for approved macro's that can be sold or traded for game faction that players can buy to complete tasks in game.
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Granted, but they turned it into a mobile idle inflation rpg that's fully pay-to-win

I wish I could listen to music with good headphones that didn't also look like something designed in the 50's for a bad sci-fi movies
 
postleaf said:
Granted, but they turned it into a mobile idle inflation rpg that's fully pay-to-win

I wish I could listen to music with good headphones that didn't also look like something designed in the 50's for a bad sci-fi movies
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@postleaf granted. You can now listen to music with headphones that don't look like something designed in the 50's...they were designed by Elon Musk and require you to plug into a solar charger all day instead and you can only listen to disco songs

I wish I had a lawn mowing robot.
 
an_image said:
@postleaf granted. You can now listen to music with headphones that don't look like something designed in the 50's...they were designed by Elon Musk and require you to plug into a solar charger all day instead and you can only listen to disco songs

I wish I had a lawn mowing robot.
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Granted you have a lawn mowing robot.

You enjoy sitting on the porch watching your robot cut you grass like a silent automated Zen garden but the cutters are weed eater plastic cable and break off micro plastic bits that build up in your lungs as you sit and watch the robot every day make cool designs in your yard.
As a result you develop lung cancer from the forever chemical microplastics and you die 1 day before your child's college graduation forever tainting one of the most important days for them all because you didn't want to push a mower by hand.
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I wish Everyone began to honestly agree to to cooperate and not be controversial just to get attention.
 
Damon said:
Granted you have a lawn mowing robot.

You enjoy sitting on the porch watching your robot cut you grass like a silent automated Zen garden but the cutters are weed eater plastic cable and break off micro plastic bits that build up in your lungs as you sit and watch the robot every day make cool designs in your yard.
As a result you develop lung cancer from the forever chemical microplastics and you die 1 day before your child's college graduation forever tainting one of the most important days for them all because you didn't want to push a mower by hand.
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I wish Everyone began to honestly agree to to cooperate and not be controversial just to get attention.
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Granted. Everyone agrees, but now they only agree to war.

I wish this was the 1000th post already.
 
durango773 said:
It does, with swarms of Murder Hornets (2020 was so safe).

I wish live music events hadnt became so business focused.
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wish granted - now they're all run by religious groups hard-selling

Wish I had some green tea for today :(
 
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