Contest Reply Game: The Monkey's Paw (2 Viewers)

[an_image]

Granted, but every character has been converted to a ranger

I wish I had a better tank than a wimpy ranger...

@postleaf Granted! You are now a paladin…the suckiest tank in EQ.

I wish ya’ll have an amazing weekend

 

[Oldman66]

I wish ya’ll have an amazing weekend

Granted, we will have an amazing weekend while your weeked has been changed to all Mondays!

I wish I still had a bard to try out the CWTN plugin...

 

[postleaf]

Granted, all your characters have been deleted and replaced with bards. None of them know how to play in the same key or tempo though. Instead they all sound like they are trying to start a middle school punk emo pop band.

I wish this thread got as much attention as that one in fippys that's over 7k replies...

 

[Abb7327]

Granted, all your characters have been deleted and replaced with bards. None of them know how to play in the same key or tempo though. Instead they all sound like they are trying to start a middle school punk emo pop band.

I wish this thread got as much attention as that one in fippys that's over 7k replies...

Granted, but you can't see the thread anymore.

I wish some friends of mine would get over the "EQ looks terrible" and play with me!

 

[an_image]

Granted, but you can't see the thread anymore.

I wish some friends of mine would get over the "EQ looks terrible" and play with me!

Granted, your friends will now play with you...but you're stuck being a monk...or even worse...a Paladin!

I wish they'd just autogrant 2.0 epics to eveyrone...

 

[Abb7327]

Granted, your friends will now play with you...but you're stuck being a monk...or even worse...a Paladin!

I wish they'd just autogrant 2.0 epics to eveyrone...

Granted, but all the useful ones get nerf hammer.

I wish the Year of Darkpaw wasn't so lame.

 

[ChatWithThisName]

Granted, but all the useful ones get nerf hammer.

I wish the Year of Darkpaw wasn't so lame.

Granted, but the only way to make it better was to reduce it from a year to a day.

I wish I had more wishes that didn't have any negative side effects.

 

[pascualito]

You may have one more hand, but you'll lose a finger!!!

 

[postleaf]

You may have one more hand, but you'll lose a finger!!!

I wish pascualito had made a wish so I could grant it in a way that ruins it completely. As if it's some kind of game or something.

 

[an_image]

I wish pascualito had made a wish so I could grant it in a way that ruins it completely. As if it's some kind of game or something.

@postleaf your wish that pascualito had asked for a wish you could ruin is granted; however, you now look like this guy and live in a cramped lamp locked up for 4000 years

I wish I could get a free trial license to Epic Laziness so I can be epically lazy and still get my epics

 

[ChatWithThisName]

@postleaf your wish that pascualito had asked for a wish you could ruin is granted; however, you now look like this guy and live in a cramped lamp locked up for 4000 years

I wish I could get a free trial license to Epic Laziness so I can be epically lazy and still get my epics

Granted, but the trial only lasts for 13 seconds and expires before you get logged into the game with it.

I wish I was taller. 5'11" isn't tall enough.

 

[Sic]

Granted, but the trial only lasts for 13 seconds and expires before you get logged into the game with it.

I wish I was taller. 5'11" isn't tall enough.

granted, now you're this dude from "bedazzled"



I wish they'd finish putting spells in Beta

 

[postleaf]

granted, now you're this dude from "bedazzled"



I wish they'd finish putting spells in Beta

Granted. They finished by deleting all spells. Everyone is now a 1999 warrior.

I wish I could un-see that clip from bedazzled

 

[pascualito]

Maybe I misunderstood what you were asking :-) I just looked at the graph that illustrates the question :-)

 

[ChatWithThisName]

Granted. They finished by deleting all spells. Everyone is now a 1999 warrior.

I wish I could un-see that clip from bedazzled

Granted, you now have dementia and can't remember anything.

I wish my truck was back from the shop repaired already.

 

[stvski]

Granted, they installed the pink fuzzy dice and truck nuts you always wanted.

I wish I would have slept in and not worked today

 

[Redfrog]

Granted, they installed the pink fuzzy dice and truck nuts you always wanted.

I wish I would have slept in and not worked today

Granted, but you awoke to finding a missed opportunity email from E.Musk for your services that had a one hour reply window.

I wish Chat and Sic could program a MQ2 plugin into an outdoor Roomba for auto yard clean up for dead leaves and chicken feathers.

 

[ChatWithThisName]

Granted, but you awoke to finding a missed opportunity email from E.Musk for your services that had a one hour reply window.

I wish Chat and Sic could program a MQ2 plugin into an outdoor Roomba for auto yard clean up for dead leaves and chicken feathers.

Granted, but for some reason it will only do all your neighbor's yards.

I wish Tyson would have won that fight, just to give us a good laugh.

 

[postleaf]

Granted, but for some reason it will only do all your neighbor's yards.

I wish Tyson would have won that fight, just to give us a good laugh.

Granted, but now every streaming service is locked into a 24/7 live stream of Jake Paul. And he's very sad.

I wish I didn't have to replace the spark plugs in my vehicle

 

[ChatWithThisName]

Granted, but now every streaming service is locked into a 24/7 live stream of Jake Paul. And he's very sad.

I wish I didn't have to replace the spark plugs in my vehicle

Granted, you can throw those bad spark plugs out with the rest of that busted up engine, since it's now blown up.

I wish more places were open at night so I could sleep during the day all the time.

 

[Abb7327]

Granted, you can throw those bad spark plugs out with the rest of that busted up engine, since it's now blown up.

I wish more places were open at night so I could sleep during the day all the time.

Granted, every place is now open all night but you get woke from your day nap every 10 minutes

I wish the new generation could see past the "bad graphics" of EQ and enjoy the game!

 

[Psy]

Granted, every place is now open all night but you get woke from your day nap every 10 minutes

I wish the new generation could see past the "bad graphics" of EQ and enjoy the game!

Granted, but they decide to play Roblox instead because they can hit "save" and are afraid of failure in EQ as it makes them cry.

I wish people would accept accountability for their actions more

 

[Abb7327]

Granted, but they decide to play Roblox instead because they can hit "save" and are afraid of failure in EQ as it makes them cry.

I wish people would accept accountability for their actions more

Granted, but you have to pay them 100 dollars everytime they do.

I wish this thread had more people part taking

 

[an_image]

Granted, but you have to pay them 100 dollars everytime they do.

I wish this thread had more people part taking

@Abb7327 your wish for participation is granted; but...they all speak Klingon.

I wish for an amazing Thanksgiving to the entire Redguides community and Dev. Team. Lots of laughs with family and friends and great food.

 

[Algar]

@Abb7327 your wish for participation is granted; but...they all speak Klingon.

I wish for an amazing Thanksgiving to the entire Redguides community and Dev. Team. Lots of laughs with family and friends and great food.

yIghoS.

'ach qumpIn, vorchoHpu'bogh qumpIn, latlhpu' ghaH, 'e' vIpIHbejpu'.

bIDeltaHvIS 'e' vIlay' jatlh: tlhIngan boQ vIleghbogh vImaS. neHtaHghach'e'.

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Granted.

Unfortunately all the laughs will be nervous in light of Aunt Edith's overwhelming political rhetoric.

I wish that everyone would stop speaking Klingon here. It isn't even a real language.)

 

[durango773]

yIghoS.

'ach qumpIn, vorchoHpu'bogh qumpIn, latlhpu' ghaH, 'e' vIpIHbejpu'.

bIDeltaHvIS 'e' vIlay' jatlh: tlhIngan boQ vIleghbogh vImaS. neHtaHghach'e'.

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Granted.

Unfortunately all the laughs will be nervous in light of Aunt Edith's overwhelming political rhetoric.

I wish that everyone would stop speaking Klingon here. It isn't even a real language.)

Granted, we are all speaking latin now.

Volo bonum cervisiam facilius invenire.

 

[Abb7327]

Granted, we are all speaking latin now.

Volo bonum cervisiam facilius invenire.

Granted, but you always have to ask the manager to get it from the back and they take 2 hrs.

I wish I had not fallen asleep with my glasses on last night. They would not be smashed.

 

[an_image]

Granted, but you always have to ask the manager to get it from the back and they take 2 hrs.

I wish I had not fallen asleep with my glasses on last night. They would not be smashed.

@Abb7327 your wish is granted. You will do not fall asleep with your glasses on ... however ... you will now fall asleep at the keyboard every time you try to play eq and faceplant into keyboard exactly as illustrated causing you to chain die back to level 1.

I wish people who spoke Klingon...and latin...now speak only in binary! Har!

 

[wowfool]

Your wish is granted, but from now on you may only write and type in binary.

I wish my dog would quit making love to the couch cushions.

 

[ChatWithThisName]

Your wish is granted, but from now on you may only write and type in binary.

I wish my dog would quit making love to the couch cushions.

Granted, the couch cushions now make love to the dog in an attempt to return the favor.

I wish for @hytiek 's TA to be fully finished.

 

[Abb7327]

Granted, the couch cushions now make love to the dog in an attempt to return the favor.

I wish for @hytiek 's TA to be fully finished.

Granted, Hytiek finishes his TA but it's actually 1/64 3D printed model of it, perfect for his small hands.

I wish the world was more black and white and the "gray" area didn't exist.

 

[ChatWithThisName]

Granted, Hytiek finishes his TA but it's actually 1/64 3D printed model of it, perfect for his small hands.

I wish the world was more black and white and the "gray" area didn't exist.

Granted, all color has been removed from the world.

I wish we had color back.

 

[postleaf]

Granted, all color has been removed from the world.

I wish we had color back.

Granted, but now we are all color blind and everything appears in different shades of the most boring gray imaginable

I wish the tire pressure in my bland gray car's tires didn't go down every time it's cold

 

[Abb7327]

Granted, but now we are all color blind and everything appears in different shades of the most boring gray imaginable

I wish the tire pressure in my bland gray car's tires didn't go down every time it's cold

Granted, your tires now auto fill themselves if low though they fill till they burst and you can't stop it.



I wish I had more time to read books.

 

[Yolofish269]

Granted, your tires now auto fill themselves if low though they fill till they burst and you can't stop it.



I wish I had more time to read books.

Granted, but now they are all in braille

I wish that I could fly like Superman

 

[Kazq]

Granted, but now they are all in braille

I wish that I could fly like Superman

Granted, now you are only permitted to fly like Superman and must remain in your birthday suit while doing so....

I wish Daybreak would give us a server that allows MQ2.

 

[Sic]

I wish Daybreak would give us a server that allows MQ2.

granted - now everyone's toons are forever perma deleted just like they did in eq2 which is why i've mentioned repeatedly in the baspend thread that we absolutely do NOT want that

I wish folks would understand what they're wishing for before they do

 

[Abb7327]

granted - now everyone's toons are forever perma deleted just like they did in eq2 which is why i've mentioned repeatedly in the baspend thread that we absolutely do NOT want that

I wish folks would understand what they're wishing for before they do

Granted, but EverQuest turns out to have never exists and was all a massive delusion.

I wish to have a peaceful and relaxing evening a minimum of once a week.

 

[kaen01]

Granted, but every character has been converted to a ranger

I wish I had a better tank than a wimpy ranger...

Granted, but now your tank is a druids pet bear.

I wish i had mo money.

 

[jb321]

Granted, but now your tank is a druids pet bear.

I wish i had mo money.

Granted, you have mo money but since you didn't specify denomination, amount, or registered currency it is in the form a 500 dollars from electronic monopoly and the batteries died.

I wish ever-lasting gobstoppers were real and affordable.